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Creed is an incredibly passionate deep and intense film. It takes what you loved about the original Rocky and brings it back to life. Never settling for anything less than an incredible writing, the story takes you on an emotional rollercoaster of fun, excitement, drama, and even a twist or two of nostalgia. But never so much that it takes away from its own identity. Starring Michael B. Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson, Phylicia Rashad, and Tony Bellew. It is written, produced, and directed by Ryan Coogler.

I spent all day rewatching the entire Rocky Franchise. Yes, even the dreaded Rocky V with Tommy Gunn. This franchise is one that helped shape my love for film. Growing up with Rocky seeing him become this bigger than life hero, yet always remain the good hearted man he was. His story is one of triumph, and gives us all something to strive for. If you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth! A lesson I have always taken home form the one and only Champ. And now a new saga begins in the shadow of Rocky. The Story of Creed. The illegitimate son of Rocky’s greatest foe and ally, Apollo Creed. And while this is in fact a Rocky film, it is no longer his story. It is now Creed’s legacy.

It’s not very often a film comes a long and can truly suck you in. A film that makes you completely forget you are watching a movie and makes you feel like you are there. And Coogler and his team have done just that. Whether you are sitting with Adonis in a cell, or training alongside of him. This movie takes you for a ride you will not soon forget. The struggles that Adonis goes through to find his heart, to prove to himself that he is worthy of the name that is Creed, you take those steps with him. Coogler has done an incredible job on this script. From the editing bay, to the actors, to the sound mixing, to framing ever single shot perfectly.

I’m going to start with the negatives, because they are few and far between. The love story, while I understand what they were going for was a little on the shaky side. There are a few scenes between Adonis and Bianca (Thompson) that where a little dry and stereotypical. Welp now that I got that out of the way…

Amazing film. The story is so true to the original Rocky. It’s not necessarily a sports film, but a drama with sports in it. You follow Jordan’s character as he struggles to find his heart. This mirrors so perfectly the original film. With Rocky putting on his Mickey hat, and properly this time, you really feel a connection between the 2. The chemistry was perfect, no one could have played this role any better than Jordan did. While a few aspects of the love story are little weak, you still feel the chemistry between Bianca and Adonis as well.

All movie long I sat with a grin on my face, and had I not known already, I never would’ve guessed that this was the first Rocky film not to be written by Stallone himself. Coogler who worked with Jordan in 2013’s Fruitvale Station knows how to write to his strengths. And Jordan is at the top of his game because of it. Stallone as well is at his best. When Rocky falls ill, there runs the risk of overuse. However Stallone’s performance, and Cooglers direction and shots use it perfect. Not as a gimmick, not overbearing, but just enough that it pulls on your heartstrings, and gets it point across that is dire situation. There is no beating you over the head with a message, other than in this story, we fight.

Movies were made for the big screen. There is no other feeling like sitting in a packed theater, with sound system on point and everyone going for this ride together. And Creed is no exception to this. Matters a fact, if you only see one film in theaters, go see this. Grant it I have not seen Star Wars yet, the impact of this film in the theater is amazing. The sound mixing alone is worth the trip to the theater. I know I know, movie jargon, but the way they shot this film, you feel as if you are in the ring with Adonis. You hear the sound coming from over your shoulder as Rocky shouts out to him frim ringside. Ever hit, every fall, you feel it with you entire body. And by the time it is all said and done, you are sitting on the edge of your seat as if you are watching your favorite sports team or fighter in action.

Creed has by far taken my top spot as best movie of the year. Not only that, but in my opinion, takes the top spot of the franchise. Dare i say best sports film in the past decade. If you have the opportunity to go out and see it, scratch that, make sure you have the opportunity to go see it. This is the perfect film to come out over Thanksgiving weekend, and with any hope, we can move forward and see more of the story of the son of one the greatest boxers the world has ever known. Not only that, I put to you, That Sly, might get himself an Oscar Nom.

I don’t want to give much away. This is one that you need to experience. Whether you are a lifelong Rocky fan like I am, or a casual fan or you’ve never seen a single Rocky film. You will enjoy this. All the performances are top notch, the direction is incredible, and it has you sucked in from the moment the film starts.  I’m giving it a score of 5.2, plus a .4 bonus for the feels, and the excitement. That gives us a Jeebus score of 5.6. Well what say you Jackass Nation? Are you excited for Creed? What is your favorite Rocky moment? Sound of in the comments below. And remember, It is what it is!

The Jeebus Score explained

The Jeebus score is out of a possible 6 points. Films are giving a max of 1 point each for Acting, Entertainment, and Casting, and a max of .5 for Dialog, Cinematography, and Direction. There is also a possible bonus up to .5. Any film between 2.5 and 4 is considered a good film. 4-5 is a great film. Anything over 5 is an incredibly amazing film. To get a perfect score of 6 a film will pretty much have to be The Empire Strikes Back or The Godfather.


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Let’s preference this by saying I was excited for this film. Regardless of all the bad press, and stories from the set. Despite the press and their hatred for it, I was giving it the benefit of the doubt. Everything about it, screams amazing. Josh Trank the director of Chronicle. Written by Simon Kinberg, the writer of X-Men Days of Future Past. The amazing talents that are Miles Teller, Kate Mara, Michael B. Jordan, Jaime Bell, and Toby Kebbell. It screams awesome. Well. It wasn’t.

Fantastic Four tells the story, somewhat, of 5 kids whose lives are all change once they help crack the code of inter-dimensional travel. Well that’s about it for the plot. The film is not the pile of shit you are hearing about. For the most part. In this golden age of comic book movies, this one kind of takes todays Dark Knight Tone, and makes a movie with it from back in the late 90s/early 2000s. There is no character development whatsoever for any character in this movie. Plus the chemistry is all but nonexistent between these four. The story is jumbled, and the editing is all over the place.

Not to mention, nothing happens in this movie. Aside from one extra action scene, you have seen every single action scene in the film, in its trailers. So don’t expect a lot more. Plus don’t expect to see a lot of the cool scenes you saw in the trailers. They aren’t there. Like the scene of The Thing being dropped out of a plane into what looks like a warzone. Not in the movie. Now the film can almost be broken into 3 completely separate films. So I’m going to talk about the three acts separately.

Act 1 brings our heroes, and villain, together. They learn from each other and build this crazy machine that somehow Reed Richards (Teller) figured out how to do as a child, but the government could never do without him. It has a working montage and is your basic origin story, but it’s kind of interesting. It has its choppy weak dialog, and bad editing, but for the most part keeps you intrigued on where it will be going. Immediately you pick up Why Victor Von Doom is the bad guy. Because he is a dick. So that equals bad guy. Lazy writing. Plus that whole “you created me I created you” story of let’s make all the heroes and bad guys have a background together. I’m starting to hate that.

Act two kind of becomes the horror/sci-fi epic you want. For a split second. Then have a lot of plot holes that make no sense. You time jump, you wondering what the hell happened to certain characters, and then they are all brought back together and don’t like each other. Same old crap you’ve seen before. The idea behind this story is very fun, and you want to watch it, but the execution is not its best. It’s very basic. After some pretty cool sequences we are violently thrust into the third act. This is where it really gets bad.

Act three is simple formulaic let’s have a big showdown. Care about people, we are a team now. Movies over. That’s it. Nothing happens. You aren’t invested in it, it’s a big cgi green screen scene that makes no sense, with Dr. Doom showing back up, and having a motive that also makes no damn sense. It’s a complete and utter mess at this point. What started as an ok attempt, and took you on a roller coaster of good and bad story telling flies off the rails and kills you.

If you take out the Fantastic Four, and make this some random sci-fi film, it’s pretty decent. You can really enjoy it. But because we have been given the level of superhero films that we have, this one falls incredibly short. It is not the worst one you have ever seen, but it is closer to the bottom then it is the top. And not only does Thing not have pants, he has a butt crack. That makes no sense. At all. It’s really weird! Anyway, I’m giving it a Jeebus Score of 2.5. Not the best way to end the summer, go see Rogue Nation guys.

Alright Jackass Nation. What say you, have you seen Fantastic Four, will you see it? Let me know what you think of it, sound off in the comments below, and as always, keep on nerding!

The Jeebus Score explained

The Jeebus score is out of a possible 6 points. Films are giving a max of 1 point each for Acting, Entertainment, and Casting, and a max of .5 for Dialog, Cinematography, and Direction. There is also a possible bonus up to .5. Any film between 2.5 and 4 is considered a good film. 4-5 is a great film. Anything over 5 is an incredibly amazing film. To get a perfect score of 6 a film will pretty much have to be The Empire Strikes Back or The Godfather.